mzb attack

MZB ATTACK


So here I was, minding my own business, and suddenly out of nowhere a huge crowd of Birkenstock and tie-dye wearing tree huggers ( Tree Hugger Womens Long Sleeve T-shirt in Orange Sun by Paul Frank, Size: Small, Color: Orange Sun ) spilled out into the street with much celebration and jubilation. I thought I saw one with a foaming mouth indicative of rabies but that just could have been from a natural soy latte. I wanted to avoid them but unfortunately I couldn’t get through the forest of waving placards displaying Mao, Obamma and a mural of Clinton with waving red banners and toiling farmers in the background, but with her face which didn’t flatter her much since it looked like she was prairie-dogging it ( trying to suck a turd back in )( National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (Special Edition) ). So I asked one what was up and she got all excited and was jumping up and down so I would have gotten excited too since she was flopping around naturally but then the unshaven armpit hair obstructed the view. Damn. It seemed that Chairman Obammy had promised that the railroad infrastructure was going to be the next bubble target for government bailout. This meant that Gaia ( The Revenge of Gaia: Earth's Climate Crisis & The Fate of Humanity ) would once again smile, rainbows would sparkle, penguins would frolic in the winter mist of Antarctica without having to worry about sunburn, etc. Well, I was aware that rail was much more efficient than trucks. I thought it was a great deal insofar as becoming more energy self sufficient. Then I asked her how much rail would be overhauled. “Why, a whole four thousand miles!!” I asked her if she realized that the continent was three thousand miles long and if the track was doubled to allow two way freight that meant less than one line across the country would be refurbished. She looked at me like I had just suggested Al Gore actually was only flesh and blood and she moved quickly away.

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I had a wonderful loyal minion snail mail me and not only did he include coin of the realm, he told me he was ordering his companies approved supplies through my Amazon links. No wonder the commission was so high lately! Thanks, brother!

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Today saw a pretty darn good article at Rawles site. http://www.survivalblog.com/2010/09/the_second_wave_survivalist_tu.html

The title came from his observation that his biggest fear was MZB attacks six or twelve months after yuppie survivalists ( Survivalist’s Medicine Chest ) ran out of supplies and turned bandit. The bulk of the article was chastising those that failed to live on their retreat now, since they needed to learn all the idiosyncrasies of farming. As I said, a really good article, especially since he concurred with my previous given views. But I thought I would just talk about attacking bandits ( Bandits ). I won’t even mention that living in Florida he should be a lot more worried about malaria, race wars, sea levels rising, massive overpopulation in that area, etc. Why do you think I moved from there? Anyway, starving survivalists turned feral. This is a very real threat, especially since your typical yuppie has ten sets of camouflage, nine semi-auto weapons, eight thousand rounds per weapon, seven gallons of fuel for the generator, six custom knives from a recluse maker in Idaho, five laser pointers for his guns, four gallons of water, three Russian night vision goggles ( EyeClops Night Vision Infrared Stealth Goggles ), two weeks worth of MRE’s and only one partridge in a pear tree. They are so gun happy and food poor that I guarantee you that 99% of them will turn bandit very soon. Not in six months. I don’t think the typical portrayal at Rawles site has anyone with more than a months supply of food. Even those with gardens don’t live at the retreat ( as pointed out in the article above ).

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I don’t see a surge of MZB’s six, twelve or eighteen months after the collapse. I see an almost immediate response. First, more than likely, the blathering kid or wife told others about their plans. There will be plenty of family showing up uninvited. Second, even if the BOV isn’t ambushed or breaks down, something will happen/has happened to their limited food stores. Third, the back-up plan to add to the one months supply of food ( they want more, but goodness! That ammo is expensive and the kids won’t eat grains or beans ) by stopping at Wal-Mart is doomed before it happens. That is center target destination for the Food Stamp masses panicking that they don’t even have a spare can of Raveollios in the cupboard. You know, the same idiots that wait in line at disaster centers for basics such as bottled water ( free with seven drops of bleach and a used 2 liter bottle that had their soda ) and batteries for flashlights ( the Dollar store still carries multiple units for a buck- anyone can afford them ). Their insistence on only stocking “regular” food dooms the yuppie scum to quick famine ( Famine: A Short History ). Or, more realistically, it drives them to go renegade. You can easily imagine the fathers anguish. His kids are hungry and the wife has cut him off ( now-“no way you are spending MY money on prep supplies”, two days after the collapse- “If you were a man you would have provided for your family” ). His extended family showed up the day after he was charitable and donated half his supplies in imitation of Christ or some crap. I don’t know much bible, but I know the part about God helping those that help themselves. Then, in quick order he justifies his coming theft as sanctioned by Baby Jesus since he would be smiting the unbelievers.

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Now, here is where things get amusing. Our intrepid bandit is a rank amateur. He has to fight amongst the police, National Guard, pre-collapse organized criminal gangs, city hall and offices full of lawyers, all professional looters and criminals and bandits. I’m not saying cops and soldiers are evil, but they are and will be controlled by evil men. And they have real training, not weekend paintballing. Yuppie survivalists will have an initial logistics advantage, but they will be defeated by numbers, training and cunning. Not to mention, this excludes the very real possibility that food will be used against all of us shortly and the yuppies might not even last until the collapse.

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Sustainable farming is the only way to go besides herding in remote areas. But keep in mind why government was invented in the first place. Controlled looting. Give me twenty percent of the crop and I’ll not only defend your stationary target against neighbors but also against myself. Johnny Come Lately yuppie scum will need to contend with professional looters before they can even try to live that life. Not that they will automatically fail, but wheat kernels are just if not more important than .308.

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