Thursday, November 03, 2011

guest article

GUEST ARTICLE
My regular article posts soon.  The following is a bit crude and rude, but, hey, it's a rant.
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I do not understand the Occupy Delaware, Occupy Wall street, Occupy whatever movement. Do you really think that protesting in a public park and getting your heads bashed by the cops will accomplish anything? The only thing you will get by protesting is an arrest record and a lot of bruises, assuming the donut sucking pigs do not simply shoot you dead.


The middle class has been ANALLY RAPED by banks and Wall Street and you want payback. Fine, I understand that. The problem is the Banks and Wall Street OWN congress and the FED. Your representatives are completely owned by the banks and do not give a fuck if you die of starvation. Voting for someone else makes no difference because everyone running for office is ALREADY BOUGHT OFF. Rather than protesting or resorting to violence, both of which will get you shot dead, why not fuck the banks legally?

Here is how to ANALLY RAPE the banks and Wall Street AND improve your life:

Cancel your credit cards and use cash. That way you deny the banks the 3 to 5 percent they skim off every credit card transaction and pay no interest and late fees. DO NOT use debit cards as they have lousy fraud protection. Cash and checks only.

Move your money from any bank that took a bailout to a small local credit union. Local credit unions are owned by the members and are less crooked than any bank.

The stock market is a rigged game designed to fleece the average investor. Pull your money out of stocks and buy something else. What to buy? Real estate works for me but you may be different. I cannot pick an investment for you. You gotta do your own research on this one. Just get the Hell out of stocks.

Pay off as much debt as possible. The borrower is slave to the banker. Cancel the gym membership and sell some toys and payoff your debt. Impossible you say? Then how did I pay off two 30 year mortgages in 8 years each? I admit I ate a lot of Ramen noodles and rice to do it. It did not kill me.

Realize you can be happy without TOYS – You are a fucking adult! Why put yourself into debt slavery to drive a BEEMER when a basic Chevy or Toyota will get your ass to work just fine. My car is 10 years old but starts up and drives just fine. I paid cash for it and will pay cash for the next one too, providing I live long enough to wear the current car out. Why spent $4000 on a fucking Rolex when a Timex for $40 tells the time just fine? If you think women will shun you if you drive a cheap car, learn how to eat pussy really well.

Take a low paying job that you love – I wasted years of my life chasing money and my manager’s approval. Looking back, I am sad that I wasted my life making money for Megacorp. Megacorp never gave me anything in return for my efforts but tiny raises, grief and eventually a layoff. I now work at a job I love going to everyday. The pay is shit but I get by because of my investment income. The last 10 years have been way the fuck better than the first 40 something. Another advantage of a low paying job is less tax revenue for the pigs in Washington to piss away. When it comes to taxes, the only word crooked politicians know is MORE. Work less, enjoy life more and starve the waste,fraud and war machine in Washington. Why work just so some pig in Washington can kill a little brown guy and steal his oil? Did you really think all this killing was about terrorism?

Email your CONgress scum and tell them you are buying nothing for Christmas and you are encouraging others to buy nothing too. Further, you refuse to buy anything but basic survival needs until the bankers who caused this clusterfuck are jailed. Your CONgress scum is bought and paid for and will laugh this off, until a large segment of the population carries out the threat. When the economy crashes further the scum will have to start paying attention to the public.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

As for credit cards, I wish I maxed out mine before I emigrated.

Rottenclam said...

Great rant. Whoever the author is, I like his style (and I happen to agree with a number of his opinions)