viper and cobra

VIPER AND COBRA


I’m wondering why more people aren’t worried about TSA. I mean, when you start out life as a federal law enforcement agency as a spliced recombined hair lipped banjo player and peeping Tom child molester, you’ve set the bar so low that your future performances are going to be something bewildering to behold. Let’s back up a few decades to the Janet “BBQ” Reno days and the infamous female agent from the ATF who stomped a kitten to death in front of the family kids held hostage. Forget for a moment the actual act and the fact it was allowed to happen. Forget that the agent was not held accountable by the courts or the press or the public. Just think about why it happened. Law enforcement abuse is as old as cops. You will always have abuse. Go back fifty years and if you were Black or homeless, you were likely to be arrested without cause, and get worked over with a lead filled rubber hose. I’m not trying to say that abuse is new. I’m saying that public support of abuse is new. And as I’ve said dozens of times, if not hundreds, when you place unsuitable folks in positions like law enforcement, abuse is more likely to happen and become normal. You need police matrons to safeguard the female prisons, but you are just asking for trouble when you make bitches street cops. Combat soldiers too. Females, by temperament, are not in general able to perform in these roles ( some males also, but that is far rarer ). When you put a female in this position, she is apt to overcompensate for her inferior strength. Hence, kitten stomping. I’m not saying males are any better, as witnessed by the NY city case where the victim was sodimized by nightsticks. I’m saying that you are courting extra instances such as this by placing incompetent asswhores in these positions. So, when you take morons who molest small children and feeble geriatrics, how much abuse do you think is going to occur?

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If you said, more often than not, it will be “normal”, give yourself a gold star and a Brilliant Boy Bison Biscuit. Whenever you are silly enough to board a plane, you should expect either a full body radiation dose equally ten times that of the Japanese nuke plant, or a fat pissed off room temperature IQ TSA agent to conduct a full body cavity search upon your person. By giving you a “choice”, they are of course blameless. And don’t give me the argument that people protested against these intrusive measures. You can say anything you want, but actions speak much louder. If you bleat and wail about a five year old being felt up to the point of trauma, yet still bought a plane ticket, you changed nothing. If you whined about the radiation dose but still underwent the scanning because it was faster and less obtrusive, your protest is certainly NOT noted. Only by fleeing air travel en mass would have anything changed. The sheep still boarded the chute, so they voted with their feet, noises notwithstanding. And because no one offered any real protest, that which would have crippled the industry and put the TSA out of a job, they know that they can expand their mandate by covering ALL travel. Bus, train, and private vehicle. They already started. Random checkpoints, even at the END of a destination rather than during a trip. Welcome to the Homeland Security drama, brought to you courtesy of Soviet and Nazi training.
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Now, how many Yuppie Scum Survivalists add up these three news items? 1) preppers, for buying storage food and ammo, are on the suspect lists. 2) TSA is expanding their searches everywhere. 3) all suspected terrorists are to be detained indefinably without charges or cause. Let me spell this out for you because while your heart is in the right place for prepping, your choices in life lead me to suspect you are not the brightest Crayon in the box. When you bug out, you will be pulled over in a random rolling checkpoint by the TSA. Since you have food and ammo in your vehicle, you are on the Double Top Secret Potential Terrorist List. You will be detained and never be heard of again. Really, do you think the bug out plan is all that smart any more? Right now, the TSA has VIPER teams ( I can’t remember what it stands for, something incredibly stupid ). They are the same idiots you would find anywhere in an airport molesting children ( if the kids were a little older you would find them in a Catholic church or a football locker room ). But they have been given SWAT training and equipment so they think they are the newest Billy Badass. And they will act like it with bluster, savagery and overcompensation ( because deep down, they fear they are really still just the same old jerk-offs ). If I were you, I’d fear these pricks because of that ( well, obviously because of the indefinite detention also, but these clowns will make sure that nightmare becomes more of a potential for more folks ).

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In light of the adage that if you don’t laugh you will cry, I’d like to suggest we rename the VIPER hit squads. Sure, VIPER sounds stupid enough, like a group of hormonal teenagers naming their gang Super Studmuffins. But let’s just be really stupid and go with COBRA, from the GI Joe cartoon. Crime Observers Bringing Relief to Americans. That might pass on the drugged public as more beneficial, and only a few will get the rip-off from the original terrorist fighters. Go Joe!

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I’d like to give a shout out to the minion who sent me a gift card from Home Despot. Thank you very much ( and believe me, I’m now worried afresh on the cold sink ). The plan is still on for construction this spring/summer. This weekend I’ll be renting a U-Haul for a bit of lumber and insulation ( I’m saving the card for the underground Bison Bunker though ). I’m raising the trailer living room floor to keep our feet from freezing ( the skirting helped until this December when we had three weeks of single digit cold. Surely a record for here. After a time, we just stayed cold ). I’m also closing in the room with hanging wool blankets. If it gets that cold again hopefully that combo will keep us comfortable. Of course, I’ll also be dropping off the wife to gamble. I’ll stop at the feed store for more wheat. And I’m getting another mattress as our old one is as soft and mushy as can be. A three-fer for the money.

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